You've been invited to join. Posted on July 9, 2022 by. (Discord Packing Tips) k6i 1.01K subscribers Subscribe 37K views 1 year ago This is the basic structure of discord packing / roasting. Packgod copypasta. You got curbstomped by ya roomate last week boy you still got a bump on the side of the head. SHARE. awwwwwww my middle finger likes you. Dumb ass boy! Lol, you think you are hot in front of your gf, but all you can do is turn on the . bible. Jason 's so Jewish his tagline on LinkedIn is: "Once you go Jew, no Christian will do.". My only regret is that Jason 's roast is happening in 2019 in Austin, and not 1945 Germany. a guest . 0 . yo laptops internal webcam drivers are corrupted . Are you sure you want to create this branch? To review, open the file in an editor that reveals hidden Unicode characters. Advertisement. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. Welcome to the roast of Jason! Pastebin.com is the number one paste tool since 2002. [Verse 1] Alright now lemme get back in ya head. Strange ran a train on your mother with all the S tier pokemon from Pokemon X and Y and when he got done he gave her a logitech keyboard to write a 10 page report of the experience on Google Documents dumb ass nigga you stupid as fuck, That's why you wasted 3 hours of yo life trynna learn egyptian hieroglyphics using google translator dumb ass nigga and when you found out it wasn't possible you shot up a coffe shop with a nail gun dumb ass boy you stupid as fuck, That's why you had a friend for 3 years on roblox that was a girl and when you asked her out on adopt me she reset and disconnected from the game dumb ass nigga fuck is you talkin bout that's why yo grandma is addicted to masturbating to sea weed water while she sips coffe with syrup in it nasty ass nigga, Shut up boy yo favorite beverage in the morning is irradicated chimpanzee elbow grease with pickle juice poured in it you nasty ass nigga that's why yo granddads only hobby is to beat world records on cool-math dumb ass nigga you ugly as shit, Nigga you went to the 5 guys restauraunt and got raped by 5 guys in tellitubby costumes with jigsaw pizzles stapled on they jawlines, Nigga you commited suicide because you lost an arm wrestling match to an executive chef bitch ass nigga and you was so embarrassed that you looked up left down left left right them jumped up and down and activated a cheat code that made you invisible, Nigga all the legendary pokemon gang banged yo momma cuz she had a Ultra poke-ball boy and when they found out she wasn't a pokemon trainer they evolved, Nigga your mother was inside of a bouncy house boy, and she got 360 noskoped by a water balloon because she was in the vicinity of an ultimate water fight, Nigga what your mom was selling spaghetti flavoured meatballs in the walmart parking-lot and thought she was a genius, Nigga a venus fly trap bit yo ankle and a grape grew on yo nose approximately 3 seconds afterwards nigga you don't even use a jumpshot when you play basketball nigga all you do is throw that shit to the hoop like you throwing a fast ball, Nigga ya dumb ass grandma stole a bisycle out of walmart just to go to the pay-out line boy because she couldn't afford 25 cents to use the electronic shopping carts nigga ur grandma broke as fuck she need a job at dairy queen boy go fill out her application for her cuz she handicapped nigga, Nigga ya old ass grandma tripped over a trip wire and her stank ass dentures fell out her yuck ass mouth boy and she dialed 911 and all she saw was dora the explora just searching the area with a magnifying glass tryna spot them bitches dumb ass boy, Nigga your great grandfather literally worked a nightshift job at freddy frazbear's pizzeria scared for his life boy because whenever he looked inside of the security cameras all he saw was 7 animetronics having an orgy on top of a birthday cake nigga you ugly as fuck, Nigga you literally have a rare disorder that makes you type faster whenever you're losing a TypeRacer match boy and whenever you get back in the lead your fingers just freeze because you surpassed your fingers physical joint limitations dumb ass boy what are you talking about, Nigga you lost your siblings to a game of freeze tag because when you tagged them you forgot to tell them to move again boy and they just stood there for 7 days straight and starved to death nigga ya family dumb as fuck boy what are you talking about, That was ass nigga your family literally hosts an anual game of connect 4 with a special rule that the first one to put a colored disc inside of the board wins nigga ya family dumb as fuck, What nigga you literally have a strange condition where yo nut sacks shribble up like dried up raisins whenever you eat a soggy french fry from McDonalds, Nigga you literally have a signiature move in competitive pac-man tournaments boy and all you do is move your joy stick up and down 4 times and your pac-man just turns into a Pac-woman boy you dumb as fuck stop talking to me, No boy you literally have a special ability to control the temperature of tap water just by making contact with yo uvula nigga you're weird as fuck stop talking to me, Nigga you got hired to work with the teen titans just because you had the ultimate ability to not shed tears when you cut onions nigga and they use you to make special meals nigga your retarded as shit, Nigga what you literally grew an instant boner when you was walking around in an abandoned jungle because yo horny ass thought the branches on the trees looked like, Horrible nigga that's why you and ya long lost puppy finally reunited with eachother for the first time in 6 years because you sold yo soul to the slender man dumb ass boy what are you talking about nigga, Nigga huh you just mad because the niggas that constructed your house were idiots boy and they built a stair case in yo kitchen that went all the way through yo roof and into the clouds my nigga you dumb as shit you just mad cuz you aint got the stamina to climb that shit boy, What boy you literally don't even drink Lemon-aid anymore because you deadass thought it was gonna give you lemon flavoured aids nigga you're actually dumb as fuck stop talking to me, Nigga you literally have a modded version of GTA 5 and whenever you get into arguments with citizens boy ya character just start using shadow clone jutsu without using any hand signs boy you ugly as fuck, Nigga your family got mad and disowned you because you instantly win Monopoly matches because your negotiating skills are just too great boy what are you talking about, You literally got hired by NASA because you had a special disease that allowed you to breath in space boy and 2 years later you took a DNA test and when you looked at the feedback all you seen was you being 45.89% alien nigga you ugly as fuck, Nigga you literally co-own ya grandfathers fungus research group nigga and all you do is go in abandoned forests and bite on tree trunk dust boy you ugly as fuck stop talkin nigga, Your mom literally had a panic attack when she went to France because she thought bonjour was a secret terrorist code nigga ya mom dumb as fuck get her out of there boy, What boy for a whole 8 years of yo life boy you thought pine cones were called porcupines dumb ass boy what are you talkin about nigga your favorite animetronic in Five Nights At Freddy's is the purple guy because you thought he had the same mindset as you dumb ass nigga shut up boy, Nigga Drake literally hired you as the editor in his Hotline Bling music video boy because he thought your edits on VanossGamings deathrun videos were exquisit nigga fuck up talking to me you're retarded nigga, Nigga your fat ass grandma literally made a wish to the holy grail from fate/zero boy and her one and only wish was to summon a forbidden floppy sea spider nigga and when she seen that shit her heart rate jumped to 0 and she died boy you're ugly as shit stop talking to me, Nigga that's why yo laptops internal webcam drivers are corrupted and have viruses in them nigga and whenever you turn on yo camera in discord calls all you see is a McDonalds McGriddle wrapper with staples in it nigga you ugly as fuck, That was terrible nigga ya rich ass parents have a robot that automatically ties your shoes and that shit malfunctioned and went inside yo foot and tied yo bones together dumb ass nigga, Terrible boy yo dumb ass spent 300$ for a tattoo of an internet symbol on yo forehead and cursed that tattoo with a magic curse and you thought you was gon have cellular data on yo forehead like shit boy you dumb as fuck, That was ass nigga you literally went to McDonalds just to steal all the ketchup packets from behind the counter because ya mom got a strange addiction to the scent of ketch-up nigga ya mom weird as fuck stop talkin to me boy, That was ass boy you broke your mouse to your keyboard so you went into an abandoned forest and found a mice and took it home and killed it and froze it in a freezer and used it as a mouse to your PC and it had 800 DPI nigga you weird as fuck stop talking to me nigga, That was terrible my nigga your mom is the most known Los Vegas drug dealer in the city because she laces her weed with sea salt my nigga you dumb as fuck, Terrible nigga your father was notorious back in 2004 because he was in the Guinesse world record for having the strongest pinkie finger my nigga he strong as shit, Now I'm finna bake yo ass boy you came out the womb with pure white hair boy because your mom dated a nigga with a strange adiction to mayonasse and he used to put that shit in her coochie and leave it in there for 3 days while she was pregnant with you nasty ass boy you stupid as shit, Terrible nigga you literally wrote a 10 paragraph essay to a tech support scammer just so he wouldn't expose your information to a doxxing website boy you ugly as fuck, Ass boy you literally have the worlds slowest internet nigga you tried to download GTA 5 overnight and you slept for 9 hours and when you woke up the download progress was only 0.2% completed nigga i dont wanna hear any of that shit, What boy your mom is an olympic dare devil boy she unbuckled her seat belt on a roller coaster and did a cart wheel onto the tracks and tripped and fell right next to a concession stand and the first thing she did when she got up was order a bun-less hotdog boy ya mom dumb as fuck boy stop talking to me, Nigga your mom is an invasive cardiologist boy and when she was working on her patient she spit on his heart and stitched his chest back together and he woke up with a saliva fetish dumb ass boy you ugly as fuck, That was ass your mom is notorious in south sudan for voice acting Perry the Platypus from Phineas and Ferb boy you ugly as fuck stop talking to me, Nigga you got a bar code on the back of yo neck you dumb ass nigga and the cashiers in walmart be scanning that shit and charging 25$ for them to slap the back of yo neck like shit boy, Boy you probably spinning on yo head right now on yo carpet while juggling 3 cheeto crumbs on yo finger tips like shit boy you ugly as fuck, Nigga you was hitting the duggy for 10 minutes and you legs dont even hurt yet you're immortal nigga, Nigga you seen your mom for the first time in two months and all you did was show her a video of an empty cereal box for 5 minutes and she looked at you and smiled dumb ass boy, You just mad because you sleep with your friend on a air mattress in his laundry room you fat ass boy stop talking to me nigga, Nigga you and your two best friends used your moms underwear as sling shot to shoot crab apples at Shaquille O'Neals Truck nigga you ugly as fuck, Nigga your mom told you to purposely get your shoe sucked into an elevator so you could sue the mall boy ya mom deevious as shit boy, What boy ya foreskin strong as shit boy you survived world war 2 back in 1987 by stretching yo foreskin around yo entire body cuz it was bullet proof dumb ass boy you dumb as fuck, Mhm your sister is known in East Alaska because she ended the Cold War with a hot air blow dryer she just turned that bitch on and aimed it at every soldier and they just turned civilized nigga you weird as fuck, Nigga you just mad cuz yo mother gave birth to you in a haunted house in six flags boy and she got scared and screamed so loud that you sling shotted out her coochie like shit fat ass boy, Nigga you got an erection inside of the hyperbolic time chamber and yo meat evolved into a screw driver and you cried and yo tears went through yo body like a bullet because the gravity was too strong dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck, You just mad because yo retarded ass grandma put yo sharingan eye contacts in the toaster because she thought it was gon improve the quality of the lenses dumb ass nigga, Nigga your mom literally went to the zoo just to see what armadillo dick smelled like ya mom weird as fuck stop talking to me, Nigga you just mad because yo weird ass father is the only nigga in the world to have an addiction to tricking underaged girls to lick his birth mark dumb ass nigga your father is a rapist nigga you dumb as fuck, Mhm your best friend Jacob stapled a ceiling fan on his neck so he wouldn't sweat during gaming that fat ass jaw breaker body built ass nigga is yo friend and your identical to him you ugly dumb ass nigga, You just mad cuz yo momma got tag teamed by Fanboy and Chumchum in a WWE championships match and they used the famous Double crucifix powerbomb combo on yo grandma in the audience dumb ass boy, Nigga you just mad because you had to put a gucci belt around yo socks because yo feet was small asf and couldn't fit the sock small foot ass boy, That was horrible nigga you you can't even jump rope properly because you have no hand-eye coordination nigga you dumb as fuck, Terrible nigga you hired Ash ketchum to make Pikachu use thunder bolt on yo knee caps to make you run faster dumb ass boy you ugly as shit, Nigga ya retarded ass grandma used a needle and yarn to try and make you a MCM Back pack out of Beluga whale skin dumb ass boy you ugly as fuck, Mhm was that before or after your grandma went trick or treating and she got tricked dumb ass boy what are you talking about nigga, Nigga you literally have LED lights around yo mirror in yo room and you use that shit as a Ring Light whenever you record videos for youtube you bum ass broke ass poor ass bitch, Nigga you're a competitive bop-it player whenever the bop-it says "I'm going to sleep!" you get depressed and you start listening to 1980's hip hop radio beats dumb ass nigga you ugly as fuck, You just mad cuz Ed Edd and Eddy jumped yo grandma at Wal-Mart on black friday because she was tryna steal they cucumber ball dumb ass boy, That was terrible nigga you just mad because you have a crush on Widget from Wow Wow Wubbzy weird ass nigga whenever you see her on TV you kiss yo screen.. stank ass nigga, You just mad because yo grandma woke up from a coma thinking she was NBA Younger Boy dumb ass bo ya grandma stupid as fuck, Nigga ya mom got dissociative personality disorder boy and whenever she gets in her feelings she just starting dancing on top of the fridgerator thinking she a stripper dumb ass boy, What nigga yo freak ass grandma wrote a love note to the cookie monster because she thought he could eat pussy dumb ass boy you and ya grandma dumb as fuck, You just mad because whenever ya mom drive you to school she be bopping her head to the Magic Schoolbus sound-track ugly ass nigga fuck wrong with you, Nigga your mom is a supernatural deep dungeon miner my nigga she can find cobblestone and ancient artifacts at ease boy you dumb as shit, Nigga you got creamated with an ancient necklace worn by Lady Ezdeath in a ritual that the tellitubies casted on you because they didn't like the size of your adams apple dumb ass nigga what are you talking about, Nigga your mom tilted her head to the right by 4 inches and dodged a Barrett M82 Sniper shot and she just walked away with piss running down her pants because she really didn't mean to do that shit boy you dumb as fuck, Your mom is an undiscovered species of spit you ugly ass boy that's why whenever she wash dishes her hand starts dissolving into the water like shit stop talking to me nigga, Whenever you vaccuum yo floor you get turned on because the only thing you can thing of is that the vaccuum cleaner is sucking up the floor you weird ass nigga stop talking to me, The only reason you where jackets is because you got eyes popping out yo arm because you're secretly Danzo from Naruto Shippuden my nigga you dumb as shit, You best friend had sex with hillary clinton when she was 19 years old and he was 14 and he posted it on his instagram account which hillary clintons mother followed and she got in trouble my nigga you ugly as fuck, You just mad cuz whenever you want to go to your neighborhood basketball court you get bullied by everyone there because you always wear high heels when you play my nigga you gay as shit, Nigga your great great grandmother is an assistant manager in Chucky Cheese just because she wanted to steal the fabric used to make the chucky cheese costume she weird as fuck, Your grandpa is a sexually deprived middle aged sex slave that wandered out of Zimbabwe with a fresh hair cut because he got edged up by a wood pecker using it's beek dumb ass nigga stop talking to me, Nigga your mom is the best garbage truck driver in the USA because shes used to smelling like shit all day because she lives under the london bridge in a oversized sewage pipe my nigga you dumb as shit, Your next door neighbor is a pedophile he snuck into your house yesterday and raped your mom and the very next morning he gave you a sinister smirk like shit stop talking to me, Nigga you checked your clock and it went from 9 am to 6 am because you're secretly the main character of re:zero my nigga you dumb as fuck stop talking to me, Nigga your grandma is evil he used to beat up ichigo because he got his powers dumb ass nigga and that's why yo teeth shaped like dinner plates my nigga you dumb as fuck, Stop talking to me nigga your father got plastic surgery on his bellybutton because he was insecure about his outie my nigga he ugly as shit, Nigga your mother is a national profesional dare devil my nigga she jumped off of the london bridge with a baby in her hands and landed unharmed my nigga she weird as shit, Nigga ya step sister is a professional prostitute my nigga she maked niggas toes curl up just by touching they chakra points my nigga stop talking to me, Nigga you lost your older brother to a food fight in middle school because he said the lunch ladies spatula was dirty my nigga you dumb as fuck stop talking to me, Nigga your brother is a professional photographer my nigga he gets on his knees tilts his head to the right moves his ankle 3 inches left and the pictures comes out in 10-80p my nigga you dumb as shit, You used OBS studio just to screen-record yourself beating the roblox tower of hell obby and you failed on a lava jump trash ass nigga, Nigga ya mom put a clothe hangers around her her neck and hanged it in the closet as a weird way to commit suicide dumb ass nigga, Fuck no nigga yo mom got boxed up by 2-chains in the white house when she tried to apply to be the president of the US and donald trumps daughter threw a mouse trap at her and she died fuck is wrong with you nigga, Yo mom got crossed up by a sidestep on a MCM basketball court and she landed on a moldy subway sandwhich from amsterdams bathroom stall bitch ass nigga fuck is wrong with you, Yo mother has a strange adiction to doing her make-up with crayola crayons my nigga she walk out the bathroom lookin like wrinkles the clown ugly ass nigga fuck is you talkin bout, Yo mom taught you a secret technique passed down through generations and it was to run fortnite at 300 FPS by plugging yo ethernet cord straight inside of an electrical outlet dumb ass nigga fuck is u talkin bout, Yo older sister has a lemonade stand in her house and her only customers is her two kids Johnny and Steven and they both yo cousins ugly ass bitch fuck is you sayin, Nigga you the only nigga in the world that has the ability to use chop-sticks to drink soup my nigga fuck is you talkin about you perfectly balance the liquid on top of the chop stick and when you fail ya grandma smacks you on the back of yo neck with a spongebob action figure my nigga you ugly as fuck, You just mad because yo barber was high one day and lined you up with a iPhone 5 screen protector stop talkin to me nigga fuck is wrong with you, Nigga yo cousin got reincarnated by a forbiden jutsu from Naruto and when she got reincarnated she had the sharingan on her toenails dumb ass boy she got deformed while being reincarnated how the fuck you do that shit ugly ass boy, Nigga you tongue kiss yo grandma belly button every night at 3:38 pm just so she can teach you how to be a professional bop-it player dumb ass boy stop talking to me nigga, You just mad cuz yo local dentist accidentally used a weed eater to trim to teeth nigga and you walked out that bitch lookin like Jeff The Killer you ugly bitch stop talking to me nigga, Fuck up nigga you sucker punched yo grandma because she didn't give you an extra jolly rancher after you cleaned her arm-pits for her dumb ass nigga stop talkin to me bitch, Nigga yo ex girl friend broke up with you because yo birth mark was on yo dick tip nigga she thought you was deformed you fuck face ass bitch stop talking to me, Fuck up nigga you wasted 2 years of your life mastering the art of scuba diving just to see the bakini bottom dumb ass nigga stop talking to me you stupid as fuck, What boy you just mad because you live in a world where twisting right on a bottle actually loosens it my nigga you ugly as fuck, Nigga yo mom went on a mission to deep throat all 44 of the U.S. presidents by using Susan and Mary tests time machine from Johnny Test dumb ass boy fuck is you sayin, Nigga yo dyke ass mom got plastic surgery to change her face into a ant eater so she could eat pussy better ugly ass bitch stop talking to me weird ass boy fuck is wrong with you, nigga yo mom is the fastest typer in the world boy she types with her hands upside down typing with her knuckles my nigga you ugly as fuck, Nigga your mother is the best cook in the world she can turn dirt and rusty iron into a top tier resturaunt lasagna my nigga she weird as fuck stop talking to me, Nigga yo grandma is the worst picture taker in the world because her vision is terrible she was 2 inches away from a person and tried to take a picture of them and she accidentally took a picture of the sun, stupid ass boy fuck is u talking about, My nigga yo brother is the best dish washer in the world my nigga she washes dishes with her tongue she nasty as fuck, Nigga you the only nigga I know that can take shits and they internal organs come out my nigga now that's what I call a shitty condition stupid ass boy, Nigga you use shoe box paper as tissue when u wipe yo ass because you like the friction, weird ass nigga what are you talking about you just mad cuz yo bathroom sink malfunctions and turns into a black hole whenever you turn the fossit on, dumb ass boy you ugly as fuck, Nigga yo ass was milly rocking in a new york city half price refridgerator because yo dick was musty and you thought the fridge would freeze the smell in place stupid ass boy, That's why yo momma got a slushy blender that actually turns slushies back into fruit boy that shit makes fruit go back in time nigga you ugly as shit, What boy me and my mom was in the supermarket shopping for chips on isle 7 boy and all we seen was you and ya grandma stealing 47 bags of cool ranch doritos boy fuck is wrong with you, What boy your grandma got hearing aids and works at a fast food resturaunt boy i asked for a Double quarter pounder cheese burger and she just gave me a blueberry flavoured slushie boy that shit was terrible, What boy you just mad cuz yo stupid ass father got caught selling coke to 7 year olds at a get-together boy, What boy you got a dual wield mouse and keyboard just so you be a pro gamer boy you is terrible nigga, Nigga what ya mom got a 800,000 dollar carpet in her bathroom that absorbs dust particles my nigga and everytime you step on that shit you become jesus for 8 seconds ugly ass nigga fuck is wrong with you, What boy yo grandparents used to have hardcore BDSM anal sex in the trunk of they 1957 Volkwagen boy you is nasty as shit nigga, Shut up nigga you wasted 7 years of your life trying to master the ancient technique to dry your hands off with one piece of toilet paper my nigga you stupid as shit, Shut up nigga you just mad cuz yo fat ass got slapped upside yo head by yo mom and yo double chin transfused to yo neck you ugly bitch stop talking to me boy, Shut the fuck up nigga you kidnapped a 14 year old boy in Massachusettes boy just to steal his 745 Gigabytes of downloaded Teen TItans Go porn my nigga you nasty as shit, What boy your mom has dual wield TV remotes just so she can switch channels quickly when you come in her room unexpectedly boy you ugly as shit, Nigga you wasted 300 dollars just to buy a fake MCM screwdriver off of amazon boy you was so mad when you opened the package and all you saw was bubble wrap and nothing else boy you ugly as shit, Nigga your mom has a MCM back-bone strapped gucci bra that make her titties turn into flint-stone nigga you ugly as shit, Nigga your step dad was trapped inside of the lost and found storage in yo middle school P.Ee.