If I had that much extra time from not reading books, I’d probably still be reading books. —Tommy Orange, 'There There', Several people described The Ambassadors by Henry James in such a way as to make me impatient to read it, but between those descriptions and my experience of the book lay a chasm of such yawningness that it will never be crossed. Perhaps Le Guin's work—along with an entire universe of fantasy fiction—wouldn't have been possible without Tolkien's influence behind it, but in its time, Le Guin's books are more influential and make for better reading. —Lauren Groff, 'Florida', I have never been able to fathom why The Catcher in the Rye is such a canonical novel. It's not that Salinger isn't a very accomplished writer, but there's a sort of slick, brittle, midcentury veneer to his work. It’s just that there is something thoroughly frustrating about the way a certain kind of book person talks about a certain kind of book, which is to say the kind of book that not-book-people read. —Caity Weaver, GQ writer and editor, Mark Twain was a racist. The high achievers might clock in at two books a week for 7280, and the overachievers might do three a week for 10920, but that assumes a non stop flood of reading material and time, so that’s not … If you want to read about the intersection of love and war, Hemingway's subjects in A Farewell to Arms, consider Shirley Hazzard's The Great Fire, about the fallout of the Second World War. Alternatively, I'd suggest Olivia, the story of a British teenage girl who is sent to a boarding school in France. The dumbest childhood vow I ever made was to finish every book I started. (When my grandpa pushed me to catch a trout at a fish farm, I threw the rod into the pond.) It's actually still as gripping as any literary classic. Maintained well into adulthood, this policy turned reading the first page of any volume into a miniature death sentence. Fortunately for us, nearly four decades later he brought us his recollections of everything else that was swirling around him back then. I'm sure you've been halfway through a book and asked yourself, "Why am I reading this?" Read books are far less valuable than unread ones. It's also incredibly racist. —Richard Flanagan, 'The Narrow Road to the Deep North', When young Thomas Pynchon was writing Gravity's Rainbow, he was fixated on the Big Things (punishingly boring and confusing things) of a Big World War II Novel that would announce him as a Big American Writer in 1973. Or maybe cleaning the house, because I do enjoy doing that as well. Prasanna Kumar. Click the links below to jump to a specific category. Though it was published in 2003, the book feels both contemporaneous with that period and wholly contemporary. It is notorious for Carolino's literal translation of idioms, which produces unintentionally humorous translati… —André Aciman, 'Call Me by Your Name', Goodbye to All That, the autobiographical account of Graves's time in the trenches during World War I, is entertaining and enlightening. It is an important achievement in the history of the novel, a reminder that literature is an ongoing experiment—which means you should treat it like Don Quixote and read the first half before calling it a day. However, one of the most arresting novels I've read about war is Kachachi's The American Granddaughter. I call these buffer books because they act as a buffer between allll of the good books. Just to be clear: I like reading good books more than bad books, certainly. Unlike the entitled desert wandering of The Alchemist, Wild Heart's contemplations are inward and complex. Atlas Shrugged somehow demands to be read for both reasons, depending on the reader, which makes it that much more essential. I suspect that contemporary readers feel no great urge to pick it up because—in a way that doesn't happen with fiction—it has been rendered somewhat obsolete by more recent books on the subject. This empathy drives her characters closer to cruelty than to kindness. 10 Books with the Most Page-For-Page Wisdom 4. For pity's sake, if you don't take a shine to a novel, there are loads more in the world; read something else. Seemingly any reference to sex, drugs, cursing or homosexuality qualifies a book for "bad" status. In around a hundred pages, it tells the story of Hanta, who has found wisdom in his job, compressing paper and books in a totalitarian state. Some are racist and some are sexist, but most are just really, really boring. It's also deeply weird: postmodern 200 years before postmodernism, with a deeply unreliable narrator, typographic trickery (a death early in the book is followed by a solid-black page), and a list of character names that would make Pynchon jealous (Dr. Slop, Billy Le Fever, and a certain Hafen Slawkenbergius). Quit early. Here's what you should read instead. Don't waste it. —Kevin Nguyen, GQ senior editor, Hemingway's novels—with their masculine bluster and clipped sentences—sometimes feel almost parodic to me. One can admire the pyramids without feeling the need to scale them. All of Jansson's adult fiction is deeply humane and beautiful. The book came to public attention when it was republished in 1883 with the title English as She is Spoke, although that phrase does not appear in the original book. For Lispector, there aren't easy answers—and her universe sure as hell is not interested in your hopes and dreams. Each reader has a discrete, accurately measurable level of reading skill. To revisit this article, visit My Profile, then View saved stories. Daniel Ma: High schoolers should read more bad books What I learned from Ayn Rand's 'Anthem' Written By: Daniel Ma | Oct 20th 2020 - 5am. —Nadja Spiegelman, 'I'm Supposed to Protect You from All This', Why Swift's dreary satire is routinely inflicted on high school English classes is a mystery to me. —Geoff Dyer, 'White Sands', The Holy Bible is rated very highly by all the people who supposedly live by it but who in actuality have not read it. A Guide to the World of Youth Literature & What You Can Do About It. Having your nose in a book, as any Renaissance doctor would inform you, was bad for the humours. … Photograph: Holger Burmeister/Alamy. ‘Bad Book Club: One Man’s Quest to Uncover the Books That Taste Forgot’, by Robin Ince, is available from Telegraph Books for £10.99 plus £1.25 p&p (RRP £11.99). And for all its great moments, the narrative sometimes seems a little lazy and fraudulent—as I read, I feel too aware of the efforts the ghostwriter has made in collecting “the greatest tales of Keith Richards” and refreshing them at the source. It’s a glorious mess of a philosophy encapsulated in a glorious mess of … In 1910, a 24-year-old Cherry-Garrard joined a British expedition to the South Pole. It left me unmoved. Continue suffering and it's not the author's fault. “Low-quality” isn’t a judgment about taste, reading level, or genre. 'Students', thought Burton, are commonly troubled with ... gouts, catarrhs, rheums, wasting, indigestion, bad eyes, stone, and colick, crudities, oppilations, vertigo, winds, consumptions and all such diseases as come by overmuch sitting. You may be surprised, if you don’t keep up on these things, and few of us have any reason to, how tawdry and sometimes depraved are the kinds of books being offered to teenagers by the major publishers and bookstores, and even the schools. The American Library Association launched Banned Books Week in 1982 to celebrate the freedom to read. Just read Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. —Emily Robbins, 'A Word for Love', I’ve nodded along—or maybe plain lied in agreement—when people extol Keith Richards’s memoir, Life. Alternatively, I recommend The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich by William L. Shirer. We love how very real Bad Books has become, how much it’s grown with each record, how much of an event it is for us when we get to offer it the time & focus it deserves. 25 Best-Selling Books of All-Time 5. It unspools as a sort of nightmare that begins on a Greyhound bus. Their leader, Captain Scott, was beaten to the Pole by a Norwegian explorer, and those who reached the pole died on their return. The Catcher in the Rye by J. D. Salinger, 4. The theory seems to be that if kids don't read about certain topics, they won't encounter them in real life. It never seemed to me that Tolkien cared about his story as much as he cared about rendering, in minute detail, the world he built. When you read it, it's like having a spiritual experience. And 21 you should read instead (technically 20 books—Adventures of Huckleberry Finn did not fare well). But his pettiness, and his cockiness and conceit about the wrong things, can be jarring at times; it’s a book that somehow makes me sympathize with Mick Jagger. ', I never could get into Joseph Heller's Catch-22. I read it because everyone else in school was reading it but thought it was totally silly. The risks of frustration and asphyxiation while reading in bed are equally high with this huge, much vaunted American über-tome. I've read some really solid ones, somewhere between 4-5 stars, and now I need something not-so-great. The Lord of the Rings by J. R. R. Tolkien, Destiny of the Republic: A Tale of Madness, Medicine and the Murder of a President, Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass, an American Slave, The Adventures and Misadventures of Maqroll, The Life and Opinions of Tristram Shandy, Gentleman. Or writing books. —Daniel Riley, GQ features editor, When men on dating apps list a book, they invariably list Slaughterhouse-Five. GQ may earn a portion of sales from products that are purchased through our site as part of our Affiliate Partnerships with retailers. I'd rather read Tove Jansson's The Summer Book. Sometimes you must read books to be able to identify bad ideas and avoid them. Tristram Shandy at least has the virtue of occasionally being funny. Inherent Vice is where you should start if you want to dine on a small plate of Pynchon's stuff instead of a potluck platter. For some kick-ass history, read Destiny of the Republic, about the assassination of President Garfield, the doctors who tried to save him but actually ended up killing him, and the frantic attempt by a deranged Alexander Graham Bell to invent a machine to find the bullet located in the president's body. That’s why we’re so excited to offer these exclusive III bundles to help mark this new chapter as a band. It's a wicked, brilliant, dark book set largely on a ranch in Colorado, but it acts in many ways as a strong rebuttal to all the old toxic western stereotypes we all need to explode. Rather than perpetuate this myth, I'd love for everyone, but particularly American men, to read The Mountain Lion by Jean Stafford. I say "poor" Russell Banks, because I love his other books, and the fact that I forced myself to keep reading a book for which I was not remotely in the mood was not his fault. by David Mills . I reject this fury out of hand. We read bad books so you don't have to. It's one of my favorite books: sad, poetic, philosophical, and funny, with some of the best writing I've read. —Drew Magary, GQ contributor, The worst crime committed by Adventures of Huckleberry Finn is that it makes first-time Twain readers think Twain wrote tedious, meandering stories. But freedom is at the heart of this tiny Czech novel, Too Loud a Solitude. Adventures of Huckleberry Finn by Mark Twain, 14. It’s not. —Matthew Klam, 'Who Is Rich? Alternatively, read Frederick Douglass's firsthand account of slavery, which is equal parts shocking and heartbreaking. Parents have the right to control what their kids read but, not other kids. I do not read novels these days, and have not for a very long time. Don't waste it on bad books, or books that are wrong for a certain time in your life, Lionel Shriver: 'Reading time is precious. Only Reading Aloud to Our Littles. Why not instead read Ursula K. Le Guin's magnificent (and as beautifully rendered) stories and novels surrounding Earthsea? I have to second Sidney, above. × Daniel Ma. Libraries, bookstores, publishers and teachers across the country use the … It's the opposite of the kind of glossy, slick New York narrative. Gaitskill understands how you can sense a loved one's mood radiating from the next room as clearly as rain out the window. 1. Those who have read it know there are some good parts, but overall it is certainly not the finest thing that man has ever produced. The joke is twofold—all these silly natives have similar-sounding names, and they lack the basic intellectual capacity to grapple with the literature. Instead, you might try The Worst Journey In The World, a book in which the author spends no time at all trying to convince the reader of his own greatness. It fails to capture the absurdities and impossible conflicts of war. We tried. The material on this site may not be reproduced, distributed, transmitted, cached or otherwise used, except with the prior written permission of Condé Nast. He was a man of his time, so let's leave him there. Bad book stay where they are, for now. —Claire Messud, 'The Burning Girl', I liked The Hobbit. and these people who only read 6 books? At no point will you feel like there's a test at the end. Bad writing is convoluted to make reading hard to follow, or so wooden that it reads like a medical diagnosis. Reading bad books, or books that are wrong for a certain time in your life, can dangerously turn you off the activity altogether. I got this from reading a bad book by Sayyid Qutb. We don't need him. Use of this site constitutes acceptance of our User Agreement (updated as of 1/1/21) and Privacy Policy and Cookie Statement (updated as of 1/1/21) and Your California Privacy Rights. Death Comes for the Archbishop is about a priest in what I'm pretty sure is Santa Fe. This series of vignettes about a grandmother and granddaughter living on a remote Finnish island is not just heartwarming: In its views of both Nature and human nature, it teaches us what it is to be in sync with the world. It is short and written in a kind of levelheaded and deceptively straightforward style. So we—and a group of un-boring writers—give you permission to strike these books from the canon. —Omar El Akkad, 'American War', My father loved The Old Man and the Sea, so I tried to love it. Third, another characteristic of a bad book is wording that makes reading difficult and/or boring. ', Gothic-horror classics like Dracula and Frankenstein always leave me cold. So there goes my comment #7 hurts me for real though. The Unexpected Professor: an Oxford Life in Books by John Carey (Faber & Faber). Or it is me reading online fictions, as opposed to actual published works. I'd rather not get a drink with a person who's taking his cues from Vonnegut: The few women in Slaughterhouse-Five die early, are porn stars, or are “bitchy flibbertigibbets.” Instead, read Gaitskill's Veronica, in which emotions are so present and sensory they almost hold a physical weight. —Jesse Ball, 'Census', I loved all of Salinger's books when I was young, but now I feel that they're shallow. But while Tolkien's Lord of the Rings books are influential as exercises in world building, as novels they are barely readable. Why I Read: the Serious Pleasure of Books … It concerns a different time, country, and war, but this is still, in my mind, the most indispensable personal account of the cruelty and violence of modern warfare. 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